I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I memek mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and porn declared memek the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex worker.
Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely crot aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like memek the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly bokeh confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic bokep decibels were bokeh all about manners bokep and memek ‘manipulation’, porn and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to memek encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new crot study crot confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was bokeh like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.
As a bokeh woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far crot as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason bokeh women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest memek primate cousins bokeh – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the bokeh need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be bokep the quietest.
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