I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. crot In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when bokep a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian bokep hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers crot from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women memek were prone to what they described bokep as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but bokeh can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented crot hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman from bokep Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokeh that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokep only if bokeh you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our porn nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand porn bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.
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