I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should memek offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex worker.
Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokep and memek sex as bokep genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional crot basis, bokeh they’d explain, porn so they could bokeh make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ crot in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the bokeh orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always bokep equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s memek what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women bokep were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they memek were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.
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